The app blocker that roasts you.

Your phone, back under your command. Orion is a free app blocker for Android that locks distracting apps — Instagram, TikTok, YouTube — and roasts you when you come crawling back.

Claim a beta seat3 of 24 spots left · Android
orion
Day 12 locked in.
12
day streak
6.2h
saved this week
Instagram
LOCKED
TikTok
LOCKED
YouTube
LOCKED
LOCK IT DOWN
NO EXCUSES
TOUCH GRASS
STAY LOCKED
YOUR FEED CAN WAIT
LOCK IT DOWN
NO EXCUSES
TOUCH GRASS
STAY LOCKED
YOUR FEED CAN WAIT
00 · CLOSED BETA

24 people get in early. Then we lock it.

Orion isn't live yet. The first 24testers get 2 years of Orion premium — and every product we ship after it — completely free. All we want back is the truth about what's broken.

SEATS TAKEN
21/ 24
3 spots left. Then the door shuts.
2 years of premium
Every paid feature, free until 2028. No card, no trial that quietly ends.
Everything else we build
Any product Orion ships after this — yours, free, on day one.
A say in the thing
24 people. We read every reply. The roasts you hate get rewritten.
Claim a seat

Android only for now. One email when your slot opens — nothing else.

01 · LOCK

Pick your poison. Lock it.

Choose the apps that own you, block them with one tap, and Orion stands guard. Doomscrolling, exams, sleep — it knows why you're here.

Choose your poison
Instagram
TikTok
WhatsApp
Back again? Your exam isn't going anywhere either.
Instagram is locked until 6:00 PM.
Good. Take me back.
open anyway
02 · THE ROAST

Get roasted, not notified.

No gentle nudges. Orion's block screen calls you out — and the "open anyway" button moves every single time, so giving up takes more effort than giving in.

03 · THE PAYOFF

Watch the hours come back.

Every day you hold the line, your streak grows and Orion counts the screen time you got back. Spend it on literally anything else.

12
day streak
longest yet
6.2h
reclaimed this week
3
apps on lockdown

Locked down in under a minute.

STEP 1
Sign in with Google
One tap. No forms, no excuses.
STEP 2
Tell it why
Doomscrolling, exams, sleep — your reason writes your roasts.
STEP 3
Lock your apps
Orion stands guard. Try to sneak past — we dare you.

Questions? Fair.

Can I download Orion yet?

Not publicly — Orion is in closed beta. We're taking 24 testers, and 21 spots are already claimed. Everyone who gets in keeps Orion premium free for 2 years, plus every product we launch after it.

What do beta testers actually get?

Two years of Orion premium at no cost, free access to any future Orion product, and a direct line to us — the block screens, roasts and features get shaped by what the first 24 people tell us is wrong with them.

Is Orion a free app blocker for Android?

Orion premium is free for beta testers for 2 years — no ads, no locked features. After launch there will be a paid tier for everyone who joins later, but the beta 24 don't pay for those two years.

Which apps can I block with Orion?

Any app installed on your phone. Most people lock the usual suspects — Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit — but Orion can block any Android app that's eating your screen time.

How is Orion different from other app blockers?

Most screen time apps send polite reminders you swipe away. Orion's block screen roasts you with a message written for your reason — exams, sleep, doomscrolling — and the "open anyway" button moves every time, so giving in takes real effort.

Does Orion help with doomscrolling and phone addiction?

That's the whole point. Lock your doomscrolling apps, keep your streak alive, and watch Orion count the hours of screen time you get back every week.

Does app blocking work offline?

Yes. Blocking runs entirely on your device, so locked apps stay locked even with no internet connection. You only need to be online to sign in and sync.

Is Orion available for iPhone?

Not yet — Orion is currently Android-only.